well hello again.

i’m sam: doctoral student, johns hopkins graduate, soon-to-be therapist, fashion consumer, music snob, gourmet devotee, structured free spirit.

loves: beautiful girlfriend, goofy friends & family, cupcakes, kombucha, dancin’, sarcasm, pyramid studs, cereal, laughter, gaga-esque sunglasses, musty old books, swearing like a sailor.

hates: california drivers, decaf, cheeseburgers, poor grammar, messy kitchens, the smell of yogurt, ignorance.

enjoy your stay!